(N.) CYNOSURE
hello i’m shakes and i like to read stories about bad boys for fun //

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"Hey don’t fucking swear" - Ashton Irwin probably 

@Luke5SOS: idk what your penis looks like…
@5SOS: don’t act like you don’t know what it looks like

winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

guys, my friend (lavendersmokess) on tumblr is travelling to the US or AUS to study and she’s kinda nervous so if you’re from there it’d be sooooo nice if you messaged her some tips and advice, she’s super fun😚😚

my twitter’s @shxkes if you wanna hmu about mermaid documentaries and lame jokes

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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rowrz:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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zustin:

when u finally find a bra that fits comfortably

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apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

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