hello i’m shakes and i like to read stories about bad boys for fun //

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this website sucks when nobody pays attention to me




oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

are you fucking okay

no im a virgin


o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

someone make a daddy calum imessage chat i will cook for u pls


everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse


lets be real if one of the 5sos boys hit you up but it wasn’t your fav you’re not going to say no


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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